"We don’t ask - we know that we need to check everything: that there is no hair on the floor, in the shower, no hair in the bathtub, no lipstick, nothing there to show that something happened before,” said David Brugiatelli of the cleaning service Little Elves New York told the New York Post.

One paranoid philanderer wrote in an instant message to the Handybook maid service, "I need to have a cleaning tomorrow, but the timing is critical.

"Girlfriend coming to stay for a week stay needs to be cleaned well and any other female evidence needs to be removed (no hairs, make-up smudges, etc.).

"I can count on someone coming without question though right?"

More at source: Perth Now

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